By Pamela August Russell
Fail to remember Shakespeare. Don’t anticipate Donne. Shelley and Keats: banished! And there’s completely no poet laureate from the golden or the other age. So fawning PhDs in love with little-understood verses via long-dead writers may still move in different places. this is often poetry for the remainder of us—bad poetry! Pamela Russell’s unexalted (but completely hysterical) poems mock, chide, accuse, tease, comic story, undermine, element, and chuckle on the international round us—and at whatever that takes itself too heavily. Her non-canonical oeuvre comprises: Tea for 2 (A Tragedy); Nietzsche And The Ice-Cream Truck; Capitalism Can Fall unlike I Fell For You; Inappropriately Touched through An Angel; Love is sort of a bathroom Bowl; and lots of extra. Who knew undesirable poetry can be so stable!
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