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By Pamela August Russell

Fail to remember Shakespeare. Don’t anticipate Donne. Shelley and Keats: banished! And there’s completely no poet laureate from the golden or the other age. So fawning PhDs in love with little-understood verses via long-dead writers may still move in different places. this is often poetry for the remainder of us—bad poetry! Pamela Russell’s unexalted (but completely hysterical) poems mock, chide, accuse, tease, comic story, undermine, element, and chuckle on the international round us—and at whatever that takes itself too heavily. Her non-canonical oeuvre comprises: Tea for 2 (A Tragedy); Nietzsche And The Ice-Cream Truck; Capitalism Can Fall unlike I Fell For You; Inappropriately Touched through An Angel; Love is sort of a bathroom Bowl; and lots of extra. Who knew undesirable poetry can be so stable!

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Slag, slick chick, smasher, smock, smock toy, snack, snuggle puppy, stacked (girl), stuff, stunner, sweet potato pie, sweet young thing, sweetheart, sweetie, sweetmeat, tabby, table grade, tart, tease, ten, tomato, tootsie roll, tootsy, top totty, treat, trouser arouser, whistle bait, woman of the world, yummy The noun smasher in current British usage is related to smashing or beautiful/attractive. Desirable Woman (Adjectives) against the law, alluring, approachable, awesome, beddable, bedroom eyes (has), bedworthy, best-built, bitcher, bitchin', bitching, blazing, bodacious, built, built for comfort, built like a brick outhouse, built like a brick shithouse, choice, cute, DDFMG, dishy, doable, doe-like, doll, drooly, easy on the eyes, enticing, Evelike, fetching, filly, fine, finie, fit, fly, foxy, fuckable, ginchy, gnarly, has bedroom eyes, has pulling power, has sex appeal, haveable, hot, hotcha, hunky, looks like a million bucks, mobile, neat, oochie, oomphy, oughta be a law, punchable, radiant, Gnarly: 20th-century American teen-speak for wonderful, excellent.

End, peg, penetrate, perform, pestle, pheeze, pickle-me-tickleme, pile, pin, pity fuck, pizzle, plank, plant, plant a man, plant the oats, play, play a couple one's navels, play around, play at all fours, play at cock in cover, play at in and out, play at itch buttock, play at level coil, play at lift leg, play at up-tails-all, Pity fuck: refers to having sex with someone you find unattractive because y ou feel sorry for them, are extremely horny, or both. play doctor, play hide the sausage, play in the hay, play one's ace, play rub-belly, play the organ, play the two-backed game, play with, please, pleasure, plook, plough, plow, plowter, To play doctor (or play hospital in Australia) : refers to the exploratory sex play children engage in together.

Goosing currently refers to jabbing or poking someone in the buttocks. go with, go womanizing, goose, grant favours, grant the favour, grease, grease the wheel, grind, grind one's tool, ground, Examples of hip-hop slang ground rations, grumble, grumble and for copulation: bore,- bag up,- grunt, grummet, hair, hammer, handle, freak; flex; "G'\- get busy; h & u l one>g a g h e g ? slap skins; smash; ' swinge with h a v e tuna it out; wax. S. equivalent is hide the salami or weenie. hop into bed, hop on, horizontalize, horry, horse, hose, hound, huddle, huffle, hump, hunk, husband, hustle, if you see Kate, impale, infemurate, intimate (be) introduce Charley, invade, jab, jack, janney, jape, jay, jazz it, jerk, jick, jig, jig-a-gig, jiggle, jink, jive, job, jock, jog, join giblets, join paunches, jolt, jottle, jounce, Horizontalize: an example of detached, technical language being used humorously to describe something sexual.

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