By Robert Bircher
In case you have hassle getting up within the morning, in case you locate that you simply lack motivation on your paintings, in case you locate that you simply fairly cannot be afflicted along with your friends and family anymore, this publication provide you with a number of the world's most interesting cynical and defeatist options.
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